Winning - 3 times in a row!

EDIT 11/10: I was made aware that this article originally did not have a festive, holiday spirit ending, so I updated that part, accordingly.

Very strange how Biden got 81 million votes in 2020 and Cacklin’ Camela “Heels Up” Harris got 66 million votes last night. 15 million Democrats just disappeared in the past four years? They must have been too busy chasing kids or murdering babies (or the Communist Cabal of Pedocrats having stolen the 2020 election). Here in Norwin, the Dems do those satanic things, too, but they were also hating the Jews, again, by voting for Summer Lee. “Pedos to the left of me, anti-Semites to the right, here I am stuck in the middle of Norwin.”

Anyway, I expect those signs of evil to come down by end of day, or I’m driving by fist-pumping the air and honking my horn yelling FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Oh, what’s that? The fight’s over? Trump won? Yeah, but you just have to rub it in their unhinged Anti-American faces. Embrace YOUR thrice-elected president. Now, I’m off to watch the compilation videos of liberal hysterics - when I see their tears of sorrow flow, my tears of joy flow. See, we are already coming together for common ground!

Now, if we can only get such a great showing at the polls in Norwin on off-election years that would be a great way to prove me wrong when I said that Norwin has fallen. Remember that the Dems and RINOs on the school board voted this year to increase your school taxes to the maximum allowed by state law. That tax increase will stay with your house for the remainder of its existence. Be prepared for another max tax increase this year when the Dems and RINOs on the school board (except for at least one of the principled conservatives on there who coincidentally goes by the same name as me!) will vote for an unnecessary high school auditorium transformation and a lavish stadium rebuild that will rival that of Division 3 colleges (who have endowments and tuitions, as opposed to Norwin relying on TAXPAYERS to foot their kingdom-building).

Now that America will be great again, it’s up to you to help Make Norwin Great Again. Alex Detschelt told me he doesn’t know if he’ll run again for school board after seeing how in the past 3 years in office most of Norwin doesn’t give a shit about what happens at this level - you know, the one that is responsible for the majority of all the non-federal taxes you pay and the education of your children. If you don’t give a shit, why should he? He doesn’t want you to like him - he doesn’t need any phony friends (like the fucking idiots in his neighborhood) or have to put on a fake smile for phonies. However, he actually has respect for some of those principled, albeit flawed ideology lefties, in Norwin who have opposing, as compared to the self-serving, unprincipled, wavering RINOs whom he loathes, like RINO Ray Kocak and even some questionable Republicans in D3.

Anyway, if you want him to stay on the board, then let him know, and he may throw his name into next year’s election while not exerting a single penny or minute of effort, just to see exactly how many like-minded people there are that support him. If he wins, then great, it’s proven that Norwin has not fallen because it’s been shown that people live here who want Republican values represented on that Board. If he loses, then it’s definitively proven that Norwin has fallen. Do you want someone with convictions (and you know where Alex stands as a conservative) or do you want feel-good phonies who don’t give a shit about kids and taxpayers and are only on the board for self-serving interests? Consider it a social experiment.

I’m going to be taking a break now that I’ve churned out such high quality content - four articles in under two weeks (yeah, I still owe that apology, but you’ll just have to wait longer).

As a side, how will some of these area roofing companies stay in business now that their illegal-alien workforce will get deported under Trump? Will they just have to hire Americans but be forced to pay them a living wage while they themselves have to take a pay cut? It’s an interesting study in duality when owners of these companies can whine at the dinner table about foreign invaders flooding into America, but then hire these same foreign invaders during the day. Hmmm.

Have a great upcoming holiday season (remember, outdoor lights only go on starting the first week of December)! As you know, this time of the year is a good time to make resolutions. May I suggest shedding yourself of all bad influence (i.e., Democrats) in your life. The best place to do this is at the Thanksgiving table - wish them a Merry Christmas and a Happy Trump New Year… or in this case, 4 years! Bwahahahahaha! Make sure that as you kick their commie asses out of your house that you make it clear what anti-American pieces of shit they are, trying to destroy this great country by voting for the Satanic cabal. Thankfully, good overcame evil. But we must never forget, even with the passage of time, that there can be no reconciliation with evil. We DO NOT share any values with these cretins. PERIOD.

So my Christmas message to Norwin is:

Oh, hold on… sorry, doorbell just rang. Awesome, it looks like my first t-shirt shipment has arrived! So yeah, have some fun and make the liberal tears of Norwin flow! They’re all about ramming Pride down your throat, so show them yours - the pride of Trump’s momentous victory! Show them that All Are Welcome… into Trump’s cabinet and leadership positions as long as they are true Americans! And you know how the morally bankrupt Dems say ‘Love is Love’… well, my message to the Norwin leftists is:

Republican Love is Republican Love!

See you next year.