PART 2: Who Are the Fucking Idiots in My Neighborhood?
I don't ever want anyone to feel left out - I'm very inclusive.
Happy Halloween!
You’re back! How was that trip to Charleroi? Was it like when I visited a couple weeks back and I felt I was in a third-world shithole and the only safe refuge for foreigners in their own town (you know, Americans), is the awesome River House Cafe? I understand that Charleroi was already the product of failed Democrat policies that drove it into the ground since the steel mills shut down, but now it’s undergoing a revival that allows it to experience cultural enrichment like increased violence over time (they are on their best behavior now since they have TPS status); further reduction in property values; increased traffic accidents; destruction of US businesses and loss of jobs for Americans by creating an anti-capitalist labor environment using taxpayer subsidies for foreigners who undercut US workers; overburdened school districts (nearly $700k spent in Charleroi in 2 years to educate Haitians that don’t speak English and aren’t willing to learn it) and dragging down American students; anti-American anti-assimilating culture; anchor babies; and being fucked over as American taxpayers who have to fund this foreign invasion (shelter, food, healthcare, education, etc.) But hey, no more feral cats!
I only mention this because it’s coming to Norwin. All are welcome!
OK, back to our regularly-scheduled programming. The timeliness of this article for Halloween is as awesome as I am. You’ve read last week about the horrors of the morally depraved and financially irresponsible - very scary - this week, it gets even scarier! In fact, breaking this article into two parts gave anxiety to the folks in my neighborhood who did not identify themselves in any of the categories of the previous article. I can see the desire to know whether one is a fucking idiot or not. I am glad that I can be the arbiter and settle once and for all this pressing question.
Now this is very important: If you DON’T see yourself in the previous and following categorizations, then you have survived round two and can definitively and proudly call yourself NOT a fucking idiot in my neighborhood (I know I didn’t explicitly mention Democrats, so if you’re still voting for Democrats after what is going on today, then of course, you’re a fucking idiot beyond anything imaginable). However, calling yourself NOT a fucking idiot in my neighborhood is a big honor. Like, huuuuuge. Not being seen as a fucking idiot by me is a tough accomplishment, as the bar is set so high. I’m rooting for you to come out a winner. Then you can walk around the neighborhood and if you see me, yell out, “I’m not a fucking idiot!” and I will give you a well-deserved thumbs up. You can even tell your friends that Alex doesn’t think you’re a fucking idiot and they’ll be like… “Whoa… you… are… awesome! Please tell me what I need to do so that I don’t come across as a fucking idiot in my own neighborhood.” You see, this is me trying to make Norwin better to offset the damage done to it by the evil Democrats and emotional, brainless RINO mommies.
But, I’m getting ahead of myself and giving you false hope. You see, round two, sadly, will knock a lot of you out of the competition for the coveted honor of not being a fucking idiot. Ideally, I don’t want ANY fucking idiots in my neighborhood, so if we can minimize the count…
So if you see yourself in the following categories, you can ask yourself to change your ways, because no message could be any clearer, so if you wanna make Norwin a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change (Millennials have no clue what I just referenced - it’s OK, not everyone can be as awesome as 80s kids). Anyway, I’m so excited to share with you some more Halloween horrors of our neighborhood!
A Calendar. It’s useful. Use it.
This type of neighborhood idiocy bothers me more than anything else, because I'm an unwilling participant in this sickness, as I'm forced to see it as I drive by every day. Why are there people (I call them people, but I believe they are some sort of cretins having crawled up from the ground never having understood societal norms) who cannot respect the traditionally-accepted times for holiday celebrations? The two most egregious examples are Halloween and Christmas.
Halloween is NOT a season - it doesn’t represent Fall. In fact, it’s a pagan night of sacrifice to the spirits responsible for ensuring harvest prosperity… so that everyone can receive a full-size Snickers bar and not the even-less-than-fun-size crap the boomers in my neighborhood hand out (Them: “You kids can pick out any one Hershey Kiss you want!” Kids: “Oh gee, thank you sir for your generosity and I’m sorry we interrupted Wheel of Fortune!”). I used to hand out the full-size bars, but each year we had certain kids (who didn’t see the camera right above them?) who would dump all the bowls of full-size candy into their sack leaving nothing for others. I still have those videos saved, which watching them now, reminds of when I started losing respect for some of the parents who failed at parenting. It’s payback time - you now get stale pretzel bags and the worst candies: Tootsie Rolls and Sugar Daddies… all that have been saved from past Halloweens!
But enough levity. Back to the business of idiocy. There's a millennial moron in our neighborhood who put out his Halloween lawn decorations the second week of September! The temperature was 80 degrees, it was sunny, leaves were green, and we were all still in our pools, and you are putting up Halloween decorations. Look, just because as a millennial, your childhood was vapid and required immediate gratification with your parents caving to your every need (probably letting you open your Christmas presents a week before Santa came) that doesn't mean you need to lead your kid down the same path by trying to stretch out a one-day holiday on October 31st to an almost two-month event. It minimizes the ambiance and excitement for the actual most-awesome-day that is Halloween.
And in case you were wondering, the correct answer to: “When is the appropriate time to decorate for Halloween?” is “Not more than a week prior.” Remember, there’s a difference between FALL decorations and HALLOWEEN decorations. Again, Fall is a season, Halloween is NOT. Now take this knowledge and better yourself or your kids will take up your bad habits.
What's even worse are the deranged lunatics who start decorating for Christmas less than a week after Halloween (there's one guy who does it immediately the day AFTER Halloween because he thinks there's a prize for being the first idiot to do so - I mean, aside from winning the Christmas Idiot Award). The first time I saw these cretins putting up their wreaths and lights I thought I had entered a different universe that doesn't acknowledge the existence of November. You have to understand, I'm not talking about picking a nice, warm day in November and starting to put up your outdoor lights and then leaving them off until it's closer to Christmas (I'm guilty of that now that my fingers go numb faster as I get older). I'm talking about the fucking-first-week-of-fucking-November, looking like it's the night before Christmas, which happens almost two months later. And this asshole already has his main fake Christmas tree lit up inside before the end of the first week of November.
If you weren't such fucking idiots, you would have an understanding of the European traditions that underlie the Christmas Season of which your ancestors partook. Putting aside the fact that the Catholic Church aligned Christmas with established pagan rituals and celestial occurrences, the Christmas season is based on Christian events. Since so many of you have a mental disconnect with timeliness of Christmas decorations, let me explain how this worked for the longest time in America until you decided it was a race against your neighbor as to who puts up their plastic reindeer first. Although there are slight nuances among European cultures, it basically goes like this - first comes Advent, beginning four Sundays before Christmas Eve; then there's the feast of St. Nicholas on December 6; and in Italy, the Christmas season begins on December 8th, which is the Day of Immaculate Conception. What do all these traditional observances have in common? They all occur in FUCKING DECEMBER! Not the first week of November. Not before Thanksgiving - they don't call it Christmasgiving, so why are you putting up a Christmas Tree when you should be thinking about stuffing your face with turkey and watching more mind-numbing football. DECEMBER. Fucking DECEMBER! And then the "Twelve Days of Christmas" stretch from December 25 until January 6, which is Epiphany. That's the day the Three Kings delivered a PlayStation and iPhone to the Christ child in the manger. So if anything, you should keep your stuff up until January 6, but you history-deniers are already taking everything down by New Year's Day, so you can already throw up your fucking Valentine's Day wreath or in the case of the swingers, an upside down pineapple on your door.
Hormone Replacement Therapy
Trucks - very utilitarian vehicles for people who have business requirements or just need to haul big things on a regular basis. There are such truck owners in my neighborhood - they know what they need and they bought the right tool for the job and are using a truck... as a truck! However, there are also truck owners in my neighborhood who simply are driving a truck to compensate for the fact that they are low-testosterone, fragile ego men. There's a guy who has never opened his tonneau cover. Similarly, there are Jeep Wrangler owners who use their Jeeps for their intended purpose, like off-roading (although the dashboard duck thing is creepy). Oh, wait, no, actually none of those owners exist in my neighborhood. The extent of these beta Jeep Wrangler drivers' excursions are to Dunkin' Donuts and the paved baseball field parking lot. They missed the memo that states that Jeeps are for those singles under thirty and not for the impotent who think getting a Jeep will bring back their masculinity (which they never really had) after their mid-life crisis. Driving a truck or Jeep without utilizing it for its intended purpose is not going to regenerate hair growth or grow a set of balls. In fact, I've only seen you balding more and continuing to blind me with the glare off your chrome dome that matches the glare from your pristine, clean, unscathed Jeep chrome wheels. Have you ever tried to stop being a phony by not overcompensating with a rugged-looking truck or Jeep - people will respect you for who you are.
Insta’ Mommies
Every once in a while I check up on the social media accounts of the Instagram and FB mommies of the neighborhood to get a laugh at what narcissistic phoniness they're trying to pass off as their actual lives. I'm not talking about those of you with businesses using social media to get your product or service out there. I'm talking about those of you filtering your images of your vacation pics to make your husbands smile more because they'd rather jump head first into an OBX sand dune than spend more time with their insufferable wives. And although we know you're trashy in the thinking department, you don't need to confirm it with the skank outfit selections that don't match your body shape. That requires you to filter the pics so much that the sky becomes green and you end up with a 5 o'clock shadow.
How about just smile and be happy that you captured a moment for your family, instead of being so insecure that you need the likes and heart emojis to make you get through your day, you self-centered twat. My favorite Insta' mommies are those who don't even have pics of their husbands - kids only. Did the husbands put up a good fight, or give up something, in exchange for freedom from being included in their wives' vapid, self-stroking, online fantasy world?
The Politics of Not Having a Backbone
When I ran for school board in 2021, I visited many Norwin neighborhoods that I would not ordinarily have come in contact with. Some of these neighborhoods are in older areas with older homes and with people there living within their means. Having grown up in a small apartment and then smaller townhomes, I could relate so much better with these folks who are genuine, having no reason to pretend they are something they are not, and not caring what others think. They were eager to put out the conservative candidates' sign because they believed in my convictions and my sincerity. Now contrast that with some of the so-called "conservatives" in my McMansion neighborhood. When I asked them to host our sign in their spacious yards, the excuses were laughable: "We have a lawn mowing service that may not take out the sign and put it back when done mowing" (seriously?); "My husband's company prevents him from putting out any political signs" (completely unheard of for a private employer to attempt to regulate an employee's political speech outside of their business); and "We run a business [that's frequented mainly by conservatives], but we don't want to alienate some customers." All these excuses were immediately followed up with: "But don't worry, we'll vote for you!" Fuck off, you spineless, pretentious asses. The reason you didn't enthusiastically put up campaign signs for school board is because you're concerned about what others think. You care about what the parents of your child's friends think when they see you having an opposing political belief. You may think you’re Republicans, but you’re just unprincipled phonies.
Trust Mommie Dearest
Apparently, we're just supposed to forget about the scamdemic, those responsible for it, and how it impacted both young and old. I'll never forget, so I’m bringing it up now again like I did in Part 1. As much as people were deceived, which I accept as a valid excuse for subjecting oneself to the biggest medical and psychological scam and social experiment in the history of mankind, there has to be a point where a person questions things that just don't make any sense and slams the brakes on the old sheep wagon.
The main study done on the Covid “vaccine” for children ages 12-15 simply involved 1000 kids given the vaccine and 1000 kids given a placebo and then a week after the second vax shot checking up on those kids, determining that none had the China Flu and making the brilliant, hard-hitting, conclusive determination that the vaccine is thereby 100% effective at preventing the COVID-19 virus in this age group. What the hell kind of 5th grade intro to science lab study is this? And what about long-term safety studies? Overheard at Pfizer: "Screw that! We got those dumb moms to inject their 9 year old daughters with the HPV vaccine scaring them into thinking their daughter will be sluts like them. They'll line up their kids around the block for our new product and I'll get my second beach house and yacht by year’s end. Suckers!"
Let's just completely ignore the fact that children's seasonal flu mortality magically disappeared those two years and that children's Covid mortalities were nearly identical to what the seasonal flu mortality normally was.
So where am I going with this?
I know of two mothers in my neighborhood who had their kids “vaccinated.” They couldn’t know what the long-term consequences of injecting this experimental “vaccine” into a healthy kid's developing body would entail, but probably said, “Oh yeah! I get to virtue signal that my kid is vaxxed and is safe! Dr. Fraudci is proud of me!” I hope that wasn’t their thinking, but who knows, as we are talking about fucking idiots in my neighborhood.
So who is to blame? When I buy power tools, I read the reviews to make sure that the tools (1) work as intended and (2) haven't injured or killed anyone due to any inherent flaws. A simple web search (on non-disinformation search engines, i.e., NOT Google), would lead you down the rabbit hole of unbiased research telling you these things they are passing off as vaccines are not vaccines, and are neither safe nor effective. The data was available for almost a year before the vaccines were authorized for use in kids. So do we blame the parent for not reading the "reviews?" I don’t know. Is the parent a fucking idiot? Maybe, maybe not. Have they been brainwashed their entire lives and have they been conditioned to blindly trust “experts?” Highly probable. It’s gotta be one of the two or a combination of both (NEVER rule out stupidity). In either case, informed consent is effectively withheld from a minor who can't make their own informed decisions.
I do not blame anyone for not knowing the following. It was only during a lecture on corporate malfeasance in law school that I understood the extent to which corporations don’t care about their customers. You see, corporations have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders to maximize profits. Any action contrary to this can result in the company being sued by its investors. Again, this may come as a shock, but curing you or keeping you healthy is not in the best legal or financial interest of Big Pharma. In light of vaccine manufacturers being held harmless for vaccine injuries, the desire to maximize profit without regard to any consequences has continually grown (ballsy, evil sons of bitches). If Big Pharma doesn’t give a fuck about your health (and only how much crap they can peddle into your body), then they certainly are not going to give a fuck about informed consent and unbiased studies that would change their narrative and affect their bottom line. This means that you either inform yourself (come on, man, who has time for that shit - it’s not like it’s your body or anything important) or trust your pediatrician with your health choices.
Haha, who am I kidding! There is a knowledge disparity between medical professionals and the general public. The former possess the assumed expertise that makes the latter trust them with their LIVES or the lives of their kids, which is why these professionals are licensed and highly regulated. On top of that, doctors and nurses both took oaths to do no harm. So why would any of these ‘professionals’ inject some experimental substance into the most vulnerable population base that, as mentioned above, doesn’t need to be protected from something that is no more deadly than the seasonal flu? That’s the threshold question that someone WITHOUT any medical education would apply to this issue. But not these ‘professionals’ - “Nurse Ratched, open the doors and bring in the youngsters for their spike protein cocktail!”
Driving down Barnes Lake Road, I saw one of the moms from my neighborhood march her kids, on the first day the vaccine was available for kids, into the office of the vax fanatics at CCP Norwin (or as I affectionately call them, CCCP - the Russian abbreviation for the Soviet Union - where no dissent or independent thought was tolerated). I was saddened to see that the parking lot was filled with other parents marching their kids to be part of the grand social experiment. I remember years ago CCCP Norwin having their waiting room walls littered with vaccine propaganda in the form of posters of kids with their CCCP health provider parent proudly beaming: "I got my kids fully vaccinated because we care about gramma;" "Being vaccinated is important to prevent those who can't from getting sick;" “I trust him telling me to get vaccinated not just because he’s a doctor - I trust him because he’s my Dad!” and other virtue-signaling, Big-Pharma pandering bullshit that’s meant to cater to the brainwashed masses.
You'd be correct to say that I don't patronize businesses that pressure you into doing something against your own best interest. “Oh, Alex, you’re being overly dramatic!” Really, fuckhead? You think it’s OK to attempt to coerce a parent to inject POISON into their HEALTHY child at a place that’s supposed to be focused on the health of children? This defies any common sense or human decency. Hey, let’s bring back lobotomies, too, since, you know, science and shit. There’s propaganda literally hanging over your head at CCCP trying to make you feel like an awful parent if you don’t go along with what is in THEIR best interest and not yours. Would you visit McDonald’s if they told you that if you don’t supersize (yeah, I know they only have S-M-L size descriptors now) your meal that they won’t serve you in the future because those denying themselves the healthiness of a supersized meal are clearly hurting other people? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!
It’s actually a rhetorical question because if you aren’t a fucking idiot, then you would know the answer to every question is: MONEY. I could dedicate an entire article to medical corruption, but to keep this on topic, let me just explain the sordid world of "kickbacks,” such as those received by pediatricians across America for having a set percentage of their patient base vaccinated using any particular vaccine. In the old days, there were true kickbacks, namely, envelopes stuffed with cash and vacation vouchers, given to pediatricians to push vaccines. Laws have changed and now Big Pharma rewards come in the form of discounts on vaccine sales to pediatric offices that have reached the Big Pharma ‘encouraged’ <wink, wink> patient base vaccination thresholds. The pediatric offices still get to charge the established insurance reimbursement rate, but the difference between the reimbursed full price and the discounted price due to the wholly altruistic generosity of big-pharma is... ding-ding-ding… PROFIT… for the pediatricians!
Oh, what’s this? Last week, the Southwest District Health system, serving the Boise, Idaho area, was the first government health system in the United States to remove the Covid “vaccine” from its clinics, determining that it is “not safe for human use.” Dr. John Tribble, a physician on the SDH board, said: “This experiment with mRNA gene therapy during COVID-19 will be shown to be one of the most egregious examples of democide in world history.” Big-Pharma shills cried out saying “patients should have the freedom to choose whether they want to get the vaccine.” Oh, so NOW we are advocating for freedom of choice (of an established poison) when three years ago you motherfucking Satanists told everyone to get this shot or lose their job or even lose the right to participate in society.
I know it's been a long rant, but I leave you with the question of whether these mothers who doomed their kids to potentially life-threatening sicknesses or debilitation at worst, or infertility at best, are questioning their decision-making. Or is the media-induced cognitive dissonance too strong to overcome? This is clearly the case with so many adults who don't want to admit that taking the clot shot was a bad decision. Oh, wow, I’ve deviated so far just too prove the existence of some fucking idiot parents in my neighborhood!
All I can do is spread the word. Click below to watch the new documentary Vaxxed III: Authorized to Kill (I know, it sounds like a cool 80s action sequel, except there's no happy ending where the villain gets blown up with a bazooka or gets a jumping-roundhouse kick and falls into a vat of acid).
Conclusion (That sounds like I wrote a definitive treatise!)
One last thing. You may think the aforementioned traits of idiocy in my neighborhood are independent of one another, and that's where you'd be wrong! If I wanted to waste more time on these morons, I would make a sweet Venn diagram illustrating the intersection of these undesirable traits. Just imagine a cheating-lesbian, swinging, truck-driving mom, pumping her kid with poison, Instagramming filtered pics on Labor Day of Halloween ornaments from her politic-free yard who, of course, hates me, because I’m mean principled.
I can’t spoil next month's column, but I can tell you it involves me saying I was wrong. Very rarely I'm wrong, of course, but this time I owe a big apology. Shocking! It will be a very short article, no going off on tangents, no filler, and no memes. Just the truth.
See you next month.