June is almost over and I'm sure my loyal readers (including the lefty lunatics I see who have subscribed to receive a dose of reality delivered right to their inbox) were so disappointed thinking that I wouldn’t opine on Pride Before a Fall Month. Well, I was struggling coming out of the writer's closet to tackle a subject that is as thimply fathinating as it is depraved (yeah, I know, lisping is hard to replicate in text form). I can't just regurgitate the same "hate speech" (aka factual speech that points out the lies and lunacy of the leftists) that conservative commentators across the Internet have beaten to death like a pedophile should be.
You see, I need to have a connection to topics I'm writing about, so when I saw Lori Falce's article "You can lead a county to Pride Month but you can't make them proclaim it" (addressing Westmoreland County's failure in recognizing June as Pride Month) and noting an opportunity to criticize the Westmoreland County Commissioners in the SAME article, my creative man juices were flowing.
But first, some comedy in celebration of this initially odd and now deeply disturbing celebration. What I mean is that veterans get one day of recognition to celebrate their sacrifices and a different segment of the population gets an entire month to celebrate their… ummm… well, let me just have Norm explain (And when a veteran comedian loses it laughing at another veteran comedian's joke, you know it's a damn good joke).
And now back to our sad reality.
Westmoreland County is covered by a newspaper known as the Tribune Review (TribLive.com). It used to print political news based in reality, as it was owned by Richard Mellon Scaife, an heir of the Mellon empire. Since his death in 2014, this rag has become progressively more progressive, following the communist playbook of using the media for subversion of a population through disinformation.
The Trib, or rather PravdaLive, relies on carefully selected independent "community engagement editor opinion columnists" (not to be confused with journalists) to further their leftist views. However, instead of traditional editorials that are signed off by the editors of a newspapers, these "opinions," albeit written by propagandists entrusted by the paper to do their dirty work, are given prominent online screen presence. One such propagandist who is responsible for the indoctrination of Westmoreland County is Lori Falce (appropriately rhyming with ‘False?’). She is the author of such drivel and waste of electrons such as:
“OK, when do I start to turn into a crocodile?” I asked.
It was a reference to the warning Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro gave that the vaccine could have dire consequences — potentially even turning people into crocodiles.
A year later, I can say with complete confidence that I am not, in fact, a crocodile. My skin isn’t the least bit scaly, and my nails haven’t gotten any longer or sharper. I don’t even have cold, dead, reptilian eyes. It’s almost disappointing.
And this is after getting two doses and a booster shot. I have waited in vain for any of the side effects that conspiracy theorists warned were on the horizon. (Lori Falce: Celebrating my 1st vaccine anniversary, with no crocodile in sight)You’re probably not going to turn into a crocodile (crocs seem more like Republicans) - it’s probably worse than that. These unfortunate experimental subjects also thought they were going to be just fine. Has PravdaLive ever asked you to write a retraction about this and your other editorial that may have persuaded people to receive something that was neither safe nor effective? “Disinformation is Deadly!” It’s time to put politics aside and have empathy (a lib’s favorite word) for the lives you may have affected. You can redeem yourself by using the power and reach of PravdaLive to spread a message of hope for those who have been debilitated, whose families have to live with the death of a loved one, and those who may have been turned into crocs (you know, these things don’t manifest overnight).
But in my opinion, the best way to promote the following of the Ten Commandments remains the way it was in my Catholic school back in the day. Read the Bible when it is time to read the Bible — and live your faith as an example rather than using it as a club. (Lori Falce: Louisiana and the lessons of the Ten Commandments)Given this reasoning, no state, county, or federal building should fly the official flag of the Democrat Party. So with Westmoreland County’s decision to not fly the Pride Flag, it looks like the Republican Commissioners finally got one right: “Damn it, get it straight! Westmoreland is a Sanctuary County for illegal invaders and not a Sanctuary County for sexual deviants!" And then finally, a decade later when it came back to bite them, they came to their senses and revoked sanctuary county status.
“Once upon a time, in a country that seems all but forgotten, people identified important issues and did what needed to be done to accomplish change.” (Lori Falce: Bipartisan action shouldn't be a Washington fairy tale)Lori, there’s widespread bipartisan agreement Biden is too old, befuddled, and clearly incompetent. He can’t think, let alone speak clearly. Let’s celebrate our bipartisan agreement by removing Biden and all of his inept cronies from office!
“Americans held in a foreign country during a presidential election year. It’s a scenario that sounds familiar for a reason.” (Lori Falce: Prisoners held in Russia mirror hostages held in Iran)Yes, and Americans in Gaza, and in Afghanistan, and in Washington, DC — yes, our American political prisoners in DC who are there courtesy of a fabricated obstruction charge, and thanks to Pelosi’s incompetence and the double-dealing and corrupt Biden's Attorney General.
“Harrison Butker, the Kansas City Chiefs player who kicked the longest field goal in Super Bowl history, has become a pariah for many after a graduation speech at Benedictine College.” (Lori Falce: Graduation speech ignites debate on gender roles)Wrong again, Lori. He’s a pariah to extreme, Godless, progressive socialists, like PravdaLive employees. He spoke the truth - there are two sexes: man and woman.
If a man wants to wear a dress and a wig and makeup and twerk in a parade, that’s fine. It’s a free country. He’s still just a man in women’s clothing. Lori, I know Catholic school can be boring, but this man/woman dichotomy is a fundamental Biblical concept that you should have picked up during your time in school. I was going to see if I could find Sister Agnes and have her bring her ruler, but then realized those chubby knuckles wouldn’t feel a thing:
Based on her writings, crazy hair, and glamour shots, it is safe to assume that Karen… er, Lori, is one of those couch sitters with her pizza grease-laden laptop propped in her fat folds, amidst her dozen cats, with CNN as her background track 24/7, while muttering "Orange Man Bad," eagerly awaiting the next writing assignment from PravdaLive.
With respect to her latest woke article, what Lori doesn't realize is that NOBODY in 2024 cares if somebody falls in love with another man's hairy ass (to paraphrase the late, great Sam Kinison) or if they have a penchant for the art of scissoring (Ah, that takes me back to the visual allure of lipstick lesbians of the early 1990s). Unfortunately, today’s youngsters have to deal with impotence due to leftists’ normalization of things that just can’t be unseen.
Seriously though, you weirdos are free to give each other a kiss or hold hands in public like straight people (even if it is mentally ill behavior for which I'm sympathetic to in finding a cure - see my Race for Reagan idea where we find a cure for liberalism, except this one will be called Race for the Pure).
The idea of having state-sponsored public celebration of any sexual proclivities is inappropriate and when you subject kids to this, it's grooming and deviant and has no place in society. Yet this is what Democrats do. You have a constitutionally protected right to fly your freak flag high at the private leather daddy clubs of Westmoreland! Westmoreland County is not hostile to anyone of a sexual orientation that deviates from the norm. There are state and federal protections that prevent any such discrimination from a state actor or a business open to the public. What more do you want (yes, yes, I mean aside from grooming children)? Now with respect to the constitutionally protected rights of others, they are allowed to recycle the above Sam Kinison joke or laugh at some guy with sagging man boobs (no falsies required!) in a tutu singing "I feel pretty" dancing around East Pittsburgh St., or they can even <gasp> state that they don’t agree with behavior that goes against their moral and/or religious beliefs and want to protect children.
My question for Lori: Would you be OK if the swingers of Westmoreland County (Republican and Democrats, alike!) asked to have their own flag flown? I was about to ask if there is such a flag, but my editor informed me that in fact there’s lot of flags representing a myriad of mental disorders.
So my follow-up question for Lori: Isn’t it discriminatory to only want to fly the Democrat Party flag at the Westmoreland Courthouse - how would the BigEnders of the world feel being left out? Oh, I’m sorry, that’s BiGenders. Just as I was starting to hum “I like big butts…” But seriously, what the hell does a Neptunic Flag represent? Imagine if the state mental hospitals were not closed down by the Democrats - we would not have this assault on flag design leave the safety of a medicated arts and crafts room.
Anyway, one's sexual behavior is not something a moral society celebrates in public, but then again, nobody said Democrats are moral people. And if someone is willing to move out of Westmoreland because we don't simply "rubber stamp" such a proclamation (like Lori makes the argument for), then we should address the real issues that prevent Westmoreland from retaining the younger generation, whether they are Alphabets or not.
A good start would be unmercifully criticizing the RINO and Democrat commissioners raising taxes by 32.5% just a month after being elected, instead of cutting worthless and duplicative county jobs. But then, their unqualified friends holding nepotistic positions would be impacted. But I digress - I don't want to take away the focus of my celebration of Pride Before a Fall month. The other eleven months can be reserved for bashing surveillance and tax hungry RINOS - you had a choice, Westmoreland, but continued to vote for more of the same.
So with July coming up and a full month of Pride Before a Fall behind us, what are the chances for requesting Straight Pride recognition by the commissioners? I would hope that Lori advocates for the straights as much as she does for the Alphabets - All Are Welcome! But first, there needs to be a flag design. Wait, what? Damn it! My editor informs me that there already exists a Straight flag. OK, forget it. Let me think… Hmm… Got it! Let’s just go with something inclusive. Something that should please both crowds - it’s pink and phabulouth!
