Attention Norwin: Trump needs your help!
UPDATE 2/11: News articles here and here. I was having anxiety last night thinking that the censure was not going to go through. I’m relieved that we have continued confirmation that fucking idiots are running Norwin who double down on the SAME issue that is the subject of a federal lawsuit for which back and forth arguments are being made this month. Time to amend that complaint… again. But let us not forget about the pain and suffering! I’m struggling as to whether it’s the censure that has impacted my ‘performance’ or whether the continued discussion with others about “male titties” (if you’re new, you’ll have to read from the beginning to understand this) creates an image in one’s mind of just awful things that cannot be unseen. But for purposes of the lawsuit, it’s definitely the former. Of note, I was watching the board meeting and one of the Manboob 5 asked the solicitor to “Please explain the difference between censure and censor.” Normally, these have two different meanings, but not at Norwin! You see, Norwin’s censure chills free speech, which results in effectively censoring such speech! But we certainly can’t have that now that we are back to a land of law and order. I will continue to fight this and other issues in the courts.
UPDATE 2/10: Welcome TribLive readers! You’re one of three types of people visiting this page. Are you (1) one who understands that the government can’t control one’s private speech (through retaliation or otherwise); (2) one who sadly doesn’t understand this principle (how else has public education failed you?); or (3) one who refuses to respect this constitutional principle because you are a retarded communist faggot? Please scroll down through the updates to get to the original article where I mention how the liberal male board members “have bigger titties than the woman they ran with.” But make sure you stay for all the other good stuff like needing to put illegal kids into cages with their churro scraps to keep them company for their trip to the border.
UPDATE 1/29: The Post-Gazette published this article, which includes, in relevant part, statements made by Alex Detschelt, board member, and me, Alex Detschelt, private citizen (an ardent supporter of this upstanding board member):
School districts, along with colleges and universities, have also been thrust into discussions regarding immigrant students.
In the Norwin district in Westmoreland County, school Director Alex Detschelt wants the district to have ICE officials determine citizenship status of the district’s migrant students.
His comments, which came during last week’s school board meeting as directors were set to vote on the second reading of the “Migrant Students” policy, were reiterated in his private Substack blog titled “Behind Groomer Lines.”
“As indicated in the substack article, the more practical thing to do is to have the district write a letter to ICE asking what they should be doing in this situation, even if the law is clear on this matter: Illegal -> Get Out,” Mr. Detschelt said in an email to the Post-Gazette.
During last week’s meeting, Mr. Detschelt made a motion to revise the new policy, which works to provide migrant students with appropriate services needed while at district schools.
He proposed changing a line that states the district will “identify migrant students and assess their educational and related health and social needs” to instead read that the district will “identify migrant students and their families and pass such information to the Department of Homeland Security for further investigation as to their immigration status.”
He said the language will put the policy in compliance with a U.S. law related to harboring a person who is in the country illegally.
Illegal → Get Out. Simple universal message: teacher’s finger points to illegal student, then points to door (no Norwin taxpayer-funded translation services needed). But make sure you pack your locker churro scraps in your Dora the Explorer bookbag, ‘cause like Christopher Cross said “I’ve got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico” (although I prefer heavier 80s stuff that gets the message out more succinctly).
UPDATE 1/28: Thank you to the North Huntingdon Township Police Department for quickly investigating and handling the harassment phone call! It’s a new day in America thanks to Trump - leftists are required once again to operate in a law and order society.
UPDATE 1/27: Just slightly over 7000 total unique views — I’m disheartened! Just like the liberals always say, do better! We need to urgently spread President Trump’s message throughout Norwin and other communities across our great nation to ensure the safety of our citizens. Just by having people talk about my “male titty” comment, it will get even the most politically-apathetic people of Norwin aware of my message about the need to deport the fentanyl-dealing, child-trafficking, murdering, rapist, tax-evading, illegal invaders… and illegal children, of course. Don’t legally couch your words like I’ve seen the more reserved liberals do in their posts where they say “I think this is…” or “I believe this may be…” — you need go full triggered-mode with defamatory per se statements (but good to understand the legal definition of ‘sexual harassment’ before making such accusations):
“But Alex, do you really need to talk about male titties?” I know, it’s a difficult, vomit-inducing topic, however, awareness of the public health crisis is critical for the benefit of the children (the legal ones, of course)! What kind of message is Norwin sending about the importance of students maintaining a healthy body, when we have male tittied board members at the wheel (with the steering wheel lost in the folds)? It’s all about setting a good example, like that one board member, Alex Detschelt, who is one of the only principled people on that board. I love him so much!
Keep sharing and commenting!
UPDATE 1/25: Thank you to the liberals at “Norwin Community Communist Political Forum” Facebook group for helping me get my message out to 4000 readers in less than 24 hours!
Just a reminder that Donald J. Trump is your Commander-in-Chief and is relying on EVERYONE, including the most vocal liberals, like Justin Lokay, Lisa Dupree, Melissa Karabin, and Courtney Litzinger (EDIT: …and Diana Gray - I wish she would put her Voice of Westmoreland face diaper back on), to help get the message out vis-a-vis concerned community members like myself that America will no longer tolerate illegals in our great country. Unfortunately, my normally-delicious Mexican restaurant dish tonight just didn’t taste right - I hope Cocinero Sanchez was not taken away by ICE! ¡Ay no! Anyway, I appreciate reading your rants today in your FB group - it’s feedback like that which keeps me going. Please keep forwarding this article! We are in this TOGETHER!
ORIGINAL ARTICLE:
What a great start to the New Year! Less than 48 hours after Trump taking office and America is already being cleansed of its foreign invaders who had been let loose into our great country to commit crimes against our citizens. The CBP app has been shut down, border checkpoints are not allowing any more illegal crossings, thousands of troops have already been deployed to secure the border, and military planes are flying trash out of the country. And liberal lunatics are losing their minds over this and so many other America First polices enacted by the greatest president!
It’s a celebration! The shameful time of depraved communist faggotry has passed and it and its followers have become wholly irrelevant. We have to move forward and rejoice in being unburdened by what has been. To this end, I have reduced my front lawn holiday decoration to just a simple message — annoyingly simple, of course:
I live in a cul-de-sac, so I didn’t have the luxury of conveying my message of hope and unity to a broad audience, but I am thankful for those who drove by during the Christmas season and honked with approval and stopped to take a picture next to the full display I had then. I was about to take it all down, but then realized that love for one’s President and patriotism must be celebrated year-round… and it doesn’t hurt to rub it in my neighbor’s face who thinks the Pedocrat Party of today is the same one his daddy voted for in the 1960s (I mean, traditional Democrats hated minorities back then, too, whereas DINOs like JFK aligned with conservative principles). I will never forget when I moved here and my neighbor would always start conversations with “Hey Alex, did you see on CNN…” <oh gawd, I moved near a dodo head>
Look, I want to start pivoting this blog to criticisms I find within Norwin and without regard to political affiliation. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Of course I’ll still write about the mentally ill left, as they’ll always be around unless Trump reopens the mental institutions - a boy can dream! I consider myself an equal-opportunity offender, whereby using ‘offender’ I mean someone who points out the truth that people don’t want to hear - so an offender I shall be!
Anyway, we should all understand by now that Norwin is a lost cause with the majority of township commissioners being RINOs; so many citizens pushing self-interests and nepotistic pursuits over the betterment of their community; having to contend with a gaggle of shrewdish den mothers and porker band mommies who smother their cucked husbands under endless mediocrity for fear of upsetting their equally vapid friends so they vote against principled candidates; the apathy of “Republicans” who don’t vote in any election other than the presidential one; the influx of Allegheny County leftist trash who want to turn Norwin into the socialist utopia from which they just escaped… there are so many more reasons why Norwin is fucked, which I’ve covered here, and will expand on in the future.
Will the Norwin cuckservatives (I will have a future article dedicated to the neutered men and RINOs of Norwin and Westmoreland) stand up and act like true Republicans to thwart what would likely be the inevitable demise of Norwin as they knew it growing up here? Until people are taxed out of their homes and have their home value diminished via continual maximum tax increases, they will continue to vote against their interest (or not vote at all) and support the construction of an opulent stadium and auditorium (i.e., monuments to stupidity) all brought to us by the “Manboob 5” (four having have bigger titties than the woman they ran with) liberal squad newly-elected school board members, bought and paid for by the teacher union leadership.
Does the Norwin citizenry not see the writing on the Pizza Hut wall? Imagine if we all took the approach of not caring. I mean, I’m already at that point since I view Norwin as a lost cause. However, being a caring person and trying to see the best in people, I’m giving those apathetic “Republicans” who don’t vote or support the Republican cause a chance to redeem themselves, by edict of our great three-time elected President. Prove, not to Norwin, but to yourself that you’re not a useless piss-beer guzzling, sportsball slob, false Christian (I know, I know, it’s a tall order).
You can help make Norwin a better place, TODAY!
There are roofing and landscaping companies (owned by fake Republicans) in Norwin who use illegals. Saying they are hard workers (which I admit they are - their short stature allowing them to reach the roof or ground more efficiently than a tall caucasian) doesn’t negate the fact that they are here illegally. Due to our location off the Turnpike, we have foreign gang members rolling through Norwin and the NHTPD needs the services of a translator on a regular basis to communicate with these drug-dealing, human traffickers. I was told that migrants (some here legally and some here illegally) are in our schools - Norwin has to provide foreign language assistance to students from all sorts of countries, with over a dozen different languages being supported. There are Norwin churches (the ones run by wokies and queers) that receive tax-payer funded subsidies for their placement services of the foreigners they are importing into our community. And for those here under Temporary Protected Status (TPS), just because the prior Marxist presidential dictatorship designated anyone under the sun for TPS doesn’t mean it’s constitutionally legal. But, All Are Welcome, right?
No. Fuck that shit! Stop being a cuckservative. If you see something, say something. Call ICE. Report the businesses providing employment to the illegals - these owners are as culpable as the illegals. If no jobs are offered to them, they will leave Norwin. Call ICE today and report the illegals.
“Alex, thanks so much for your advice and opening up my eyes to what’s going on in Norwin! I’ve been asleep the last four years. What can I do to help now? Better late, than never!”
Well, thanks so much for asking. And to think that I thought you were useless and tried to keep up appearances in Norwin because you cared what people thought about you. And only now you’re exclaiming your patriotism when you don’t have to be afraid of leftist retaliation? Your principles are strong! And for those of you who think that putting a Trump bumper sticker on your car and wearing a MAGA hat makes you a true Republican? In the words of an imbecilic pants shitter: “Come on, man!” Please, it’s no different than lefties virtue-signaling. You need to be the change you want to see.
But I digress. When Michelle “Big Mike” Obama’s bitch, Bathhouse Barry Soetoro, built cages for illegal families (fact checked true by the liberal Washington comPost), the leftists didn’t blink an eye. And now Trump is going to be running out of detention center room to house these invaders.
Norwin step up and help your president!
Are you a metal fabricator in Norwin? Can you help build cages for these feral animals who rape and murder American girls? Maybe you are in the transportation business (we don’t need coach lines - trailers/shipping containers will do nicely for cargo we don’t care about). Can you help with getting these beasts of burden back to the border to get them on their way to the third-world shithole countries they came from?
For the use of only 20 brain cells a month, you can help Americans who are hurting due to the presence of these invasive species. Help deport these cockroaches before they can spawn anchor babies by knocking-up low self-esteem single moms at Norwin’s finest dive bars.
“But what are YOU doing, Alex?”
Oh, absolutely nothing for the past four years… totally nothing… uh huh.
However, I heard there’s a Norwin School Board Member, Alex Detschelt (no relation whatsoever to this Alex Detschelt, a concerned, private citizen and community blog writer), who as recent as this week continued to fight the good fight (board meetings 1/13/2025 and 1/20/2025) by voicing his concern with the proposed (now adopted) Board Policy 142 - Migrant Students:
Authority
The Board establishes a program to address the needs and provide appropriate services to migrant students attending district schools.
Guidelines
The district program for migrant students shall include procedures to:
1. Identify migrant students and assess their educational and related health and social needs.
2. Ensure migrant students have the appropriate educational opportunities to meet the same academic standards required of all students.
3. Provide a full range of services to migrant students including applicable Title I programs, special education, gifted education, vocational education, language programs, counseling programs and elective classes.
4. Provide parents/guardians an opportunity for meaningful participation in the program.
5. Provide advocacy and outreach programs for migrant students and their families.
6. Provide professional development for district staff.
The district shall provide materials to parents/guardians regarding their role in improving the academic achievement of their child.8 U.S. Code §1324 states, in relevant part:
(a) Criminal penalties
(1)
(A) Any person who—
...
(ii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, transports, or moves or attempts to transport or move such alien within the United States by means of transportation or otherwise, in furtherance of such violation of law;
(iii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation;
... shall be punished as provided in subparagraph (B). [covering fines and prison time]Mr. Detschelt pointed out that the proposed policy would run afoul of §1324 in terms of harboring and transporting illegal children. Mr. Detschelt recognized that the term “migrant” encompasses both legal and illegal children, and that it would therefore make sense for Norwin to identify the migrant students and pass that information onto ICE for further determination as to their immigration status. Mr. Detschelt asked that the Board consider the change in political climate now that President Trump has been elected and our country is one of law and order, again.
Plyer v. Doe 457 U.S. 202 (1982) established that the right to an education based on immigration status was not a constitutional right, but rather an equal protection issue for which a rational basis standard was to be used by states challenging this right. In other words, a state has to show that keeping these mooching mongrels from attending public education would further a substantial state interest. This is no different than how the recent Dobbs v. Jackson decision (qualifying Roe v. Wade and bringing abortion laws back to the states) was analyzed and decided. In fact, Texas wants to ban illegal children from schools under this rationale. Even if Plyer is the current state of the law, with Trump defining the foreign invasion as being a National State of Emergency, the legal argument can be made that providing illegal children (yes, I like saying that, you know, because… that’s what they are) with an education promotes maintaining the presence of foreign invaders, which is counter to overcoming the National State of Emergency.
Bring on the cages!
But seriously, as an attorney, I would be hesitant in letting a governing body adopt a policy that is inconsistent with laws which, although have not been enforced the past four years, are now being immediately followed and acted on by a clearly law and order administration. There is definitely some questionable legal uncertainty here. As Mr. Detschelt pointed out, there is no reason to rubber stamp this policy promulgated by the leftist Pennsylvania School Board Association, other than to virtue signal to Biden’s Dept. of Education (that will eventually be gutted) that the District is in compliance with a required woke agenda for the release of their Title 1 funding.
In order for the District to fully understand the legal position of DHS/ICE (which as federal law, pre-empts state law on matters of immigration), it should have its solicitor write to ICE’s Mr. Homan for clarification as to whether the illegal children in Norwin should be admitted to class or if they should be asked to clean their locker of any churro scraps and head to the nearest, clearly marked exit.
Not surprisingly, it was only the Manboob 5 board members who voted to approve Policy 142 this week that affirms the District’s position on harboring and transporting migrant children, which may have legal and practical consequences for the District. Has the District informed its student transportation provider, First Student, that the District’s adopted policy may jeopardize the transportation needs of all the legal students in the District by virtue of federal seizure of school buses? Proving time and time again, that liberalism ALWAYS has the opposite effect of its stated intent.
[§1324 continued]
(b) Seizure and forfeiture
(1)In general
Any conveyance, including any vessel, vehicle, or aircraft, that has been or is being used in the commission of a violation of subsection (a), the gross proceeds of such violation, and any property traceable to such conveyance or proceeds, shall be seized and subject to forfeiture.I can’t comment on whether the Manboob 5 may enjoy pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison or not, but we have clearly established that All Are Welcome in Norwin, so you can make up your own mind. I would like to make it clear that Mr. Detschelt made it clear that he voted ‘NO’ on Policy 142 and requested that the official meeting minutes to reflect as such. He wants no part either in any felonious activity nor the resultant incontinence.
Anyway, you don’t have to wait until the upcoming primary election to redeem yourself and your wallet. As Michael Jackson said (he knew Norwin well, due to all the creepy men and pedos here), “if you want to make Norwin a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.”
So, what are YOU going to do to try to make Norwin the community you remember it being while growing up? I only ask because I clearly see that maintaining the status quo of the lack of development on Route 30 is important (e.g., same five fast food restaurants as in 1985). Maybe we can parlay that kind of regressive thinking to maintaining the conservative nature that made Norwin great at one time. Just a thought. Remember, I don’t care. I’m just doing the thinking for you.
YOU need to be the change.