Attention Norwin: Alex Needs Your Help! (Part 4)
I have AIDS. I need your help.
What I learned from my time on the school bored
School Bored allowed me to experience real-life corruption, egos, selfishness, manipulation, deceit, hypocrisy, etc… pretty much every negative quality you can think of when someone is being exposed and their taxpayer money train is being threatened. I remember at some point feeling disgusted with myself that I was wasting my time trying to do what’s right for these people who didn’t know any better or just didn’t care. However, being a principled person, I had to see it through to the end or else I would truly have wasted by time by leaving empty-handed without any lawsuits.
Unprincipled Voters: I made the mistake thinking that I had won the election because of the principles on which I ran. One of the campaign promises was getting the kids back into the classroom during the scamdemic. I only won because fat and psychopathic mommies wanted their kids (nuisances to them) out of their hair during the day so that they could get their nails done and pick up a quick lay at Norwin’s finest dive bars. They didn’t give a shit about DEI brainwashing or fiscal responsibility, which were the other campaign promises. I know this to be true because these same self-absorbed insufferable phonies didn’t support the Republican candidates in the latter election, as they refused to put up lawn signs for them like they did for my slate.
Impulsive, low-IQ behavior: At the first budget meeting at which the Board was going to vote on any potential tax increases, we had union minions along with loud-mouthed porker band mommy, Candace Lackey… err… Lackingbrain, leading the chant for “Raise My Taxes.” Candace doesn’t own a house. She rents, so she’s oblivious to what a tax increase means. Sure, the costs are passed down to her as rent increases by the landlord, but the property tax, unlike for owners, doesn’t attach for life to their most-valued asset. Low IQ folks like Candace also don’t understand the detrimental effects property tax increases have on the community as a whole. I noticed that the majority in Norwin, regardless of perceived political affiliation, have the inability to think about long-term consequences, cannot make mental leaps from an emotional state to one of logic, continually attempt to rationalize bad choices, and further their self-serving interests at the expense of the greater good. These are all characteristics shared by those with low IQ and degenerate swingers. Coincidence?
RINOs are the real enemy: As much as the retarded communist faggots in Norwin can be considered philosophically-opposed enemies, the real enemy are the RINOs who stand in the way of you defeating those philosophically-opposed enemies. With backstabbing RINOs like Christine Baverso, Ray Kocak, and Darlene Ciocca, and a worthless D3 (Yes, yes, I know who helped and who didn’t), who needs Democrat enemies? I was spending more time and energy fighting and arguing with these phonies, wondering why they don’t adhere to and support Republican principles, than I was fighting and arguing with the retarded communist faggots on the Board. It was painful to accept that those who called themselves Republicans were anything but. For example, RINO Baverso was always so proud to show me her Trump mug at meetings leading up to his election, yet she was the one who engaged in the most egregious waste of taxpayer money. I would not recommend running for office as a Republican in Norwin unless you have four cloned versions of me running with you so you know you’re getting exactly what you campaigned for.
Scary Hypocrites: The leftists expressed feigned outrage over my meme calling vaxxed virtue signalers “retards,” but just a few months later I pointed out the word “retard” was repeatedly used in a Norwin 5th grade curriculum book, in the context of belittling a character with autism and, get this… mentioning implied pedophilia with references to prison rape. Seriously. Board members Darlene Ciocca, Patrick Lynn, and William Essay supported the teaching of this filth. It’s concerning, when Bill, a 5th and 6th grade retired teacher, indicated that this book is “totally appropriate” and has “a lot of value.” These are the rotten unprincipled teachers that should be tossed out of the system, giving the good teachers a bad name. That recurring smooth brain band mommy, Candace Lackingrain, who was there at my first censure, also provided her special insight (as she always did unintelligibly, each time I challenged the administrative status quo) by stating that anyone can read quotes from a book and “show clips to prove their point.” Yes, if you had more brain cells than fat cells, you would understand that’s what I did to show that the book is inappropriate. The defenses provided by the leftists and even the Trib (assumingly written by “
communitycommunist engagement editor” Fat Face Lori False whom I eviscerated in a prior article) regarding this book’s grooming was causing me to think I had entered a different reality. Then, I realized that the only people in Norwin who think this book is age-appropriate are Democrats. Democrats have no problem with the grooming of children. The hypocrisy in Norwin is scary.
Being nice, but phony wins elections: For some inexplicable reason (OK, fine, it’s low IQ — it makes me sound so repetitive using that excuse for everything wrong in this area, but it is what it is) the majority of Norwin wants to be lied to by politicians who appear “nice” and make promises in order to get elected, but then do the exact opposite once in office. We already know this is the case with the lying bi… “bi-partisan” (have-Nina-change-her-registration-a-month-before-the-primary) “unReasonable, irResponsible, and disRespectful” Manboob 5, but what I learned is that even ‘Republican’ voters (even those in D3) continue to be played by their own candidates like Sean Kertes (why was the cause of death of his 36 year-old wife within the covidiot vaxxing era not disclosed; some say it was a congenital heart condition — probably a broken heart, knowing her husband was going to mislead and then financially hurt taxpayers?) and lying “60%” Kung Fu Doug Chew who raised county taxes 32.5% and gave themselves raises all within a month of being elected! They knew of their plans while campaigning, but because they are self-serving assholes, they were not going to send you mailers saying: “Vote for POS RINOs Kertes/Chew!” You need to find that out the hard way after you vote for them. If you have “Republicans” like these, who needs Democrat enemies! Sadly, the voters here will continue to elect them and the equally over-run RINO led D3 committee will continue to support them. So the important lesson I learned during my time in politics is that if you want to win an election in Norwin, you have to lie and the stupid voters will believe you… again, and again.
Self-serving manipulated reporting data: Prior to a vote on raising taxes, admin makes its propaganda push as to how it can’t trim any fat and needs to rely on taxpayers to fund its lavish salaries and unnecessary projects. “Look at our rankings! The money is going into educating our kids!” BULLSHIT. As was explained in greater detail in a prior article, there are a highly disproportionate amount of IEP (Individualized Education Program) kids. Those with IEPs relating to learning issues (including those on the “spectrum” — everyone apparently is now on the spectrum) are automatically opted out by admin from state testing and proficiency exams. This is not the norm, as other districts have an automatic opt-in policy with available parental opt-out resulting in most of the IEP students taking the proficiency exams. That means that only kids capable of performing at average or above-average ability have their performance measured in Norwin, which then skews our ranking relative to that of other districts where more of the student population with varied ability is tested. And then there’s the creatively-reported graduation numbers. And then there’s how admin define a “student fight” that makes reporting violence stats to the state look like the high school is just filled with peace and love and students who identify as cats.
Inability to separate persona from principles: Democrats and RINOs (many who now regret voting for the Manboob 5 liars) were obsessed with voting against candidates that I supported because I posted “mean” yet truthful things on social media. Of course, it doesn’t help that the Manboob 5 misled the community and painted me in a false light implying that I hated people with special needs (See “Retard lawsuit”). Does this group of voters now prefer the insurmountable bond debt, extravagant stadium and auditorium construction, upcoming rubber-stamped union contract, and consistent tax increases each year, able to hold their head high that they didn’t vote for “mean” Alex’s candidates who would have prevented all of this? Fucking retards. What is really crazy is that these same RINOs voted for Trump who is also “mean,” but they couldn’t see supporting someone “mean” within their own community who they knew was a true Republican and was looking out for their best interests. Attempting to rationalize how these retarded voters think is like dividing by zero.
Voter misplaced priorities: I can count on one hand how many residents came out to speak at board meetings on conservative issues over my entire term. Pathetic. Contrast that with township board meetings where the only reason countless people show up to speak is to whine about their NIMBY needs. Just go and watch the meetings to see how self-centered these assholes are. The most recent NIMBY brigade was from Castleview Dr. that didn’t want a new development on… you know… lawfully-acquired permitted private property near their own lawfully-acquired and permitted private property. Anyway, nobody showed up during my term, even during the two yearly voting meetings where the Manboob 5 voted to raise taxes to the max. I thought that was really weird… everyone in the community is OK with unjustified max tax increases without any trimming of the fat? Complete morons. Fast-forward to this February (when I was off the board) where the Manboobers voted to increase the school facility use fees by astronomical amounts with increases each year in perpetuity. Several angry residents came out to speak against these increases. Where were these concerned speakers during my time on the board when max tax increases were being discussed? Your $7-$21 gymnasium fee spread over 5 years will be nothing compared to the thousands more you will have paid in property taxes and how that affects your property value and resale ability. This is why I’m convinced that the majority of Norwinians are retarded — unable to see the big picture in anything and failing to advocate for issues that really matter except their support for sportsball nonsense (deluded that their kid will get a scholarship). I chalk it up to a typical yinzer braindead Stiller mentality that has doomed Southwest PA to a regressive, Democrat cesspool.
Voter apathy: Why did over 3 times as many “Republicans” come out to vote for Trump than they did for local election candidates? It’s a rhetorical question, because we know the answer is: “Low IQ.” Local elections have the most measurable impact in one’s day-to-day life, one’s biggest investment — their home, and the community in which they live. Almost 70% of your local taxes go to the school district. The District educates the future of your community. There are over 30,000 registered voters in Norwin and less than 6000 voted for Republicans. Stupidity should never be rewarded.
I agree, George.
Norwin deserves all the financial pain and suffering coming their way!
My popcorn is at the ready.
Fun with commies
After I got on the Board, I quickly realized that RINOs, Darlene Ciocca and Ray Kocak, were political phonies and had no intention of furthering Republican principles. It was going to be a long four years, so why not make it bearable with what I do best — pissing off commies and having fun with it. Here are some of the highlights. I don’t think they had me in mind when they said school is where we are supposed to make great memories.
Jeff had a hard time here — Natalie hated him, union leadership hated, the teachers hated him, and the staff hated him. I didn’t hate him. I think he was a smart guy, much smarter than any superintendent Norwin had, which definitely didn’t make him fit in. I just thought he was arrogant, thinking he was an elected official, who could drive policy. No Jeff, you were not elected. You do the bidding of the Board, which receives their mandate from their constituency. Jeff just needed to be reminded that he is not in control, so I made his time here interesting. I remember someone in the administration building telling me how he would pace back and forth cursing my name — it brought me to tears of joy.
I remember getting the board to show my famous “What I Learned In My First Six Months of Being on the Board” presentation (Thanks, Joanna, for that 5th vote letting me take over the projector!). This was followed up the same year with my Grinch poem:
Good memories. Me signing the retarded communist faggots’ worthless petition to remove me from the Board, bringing my “tax box” to the budget meeting,
having extensive media coverage including appearing on FoxNews for getting CNN-10 out of the classrooms (resulting in Jeff getting not-so-nice emails and calls from all over the country), wearing a variety of conservative shirts to the meetings (with this one being my favorite, as it drove the commies insane… more so than they already are):
The one time I had the most fun was when I did nothing at all. Finally seeing the left turn on its own (it rarely happens, unlike the daily RINO bullshit true Republicans have to deal with) was a form of vindication for my characterization of Norwin retardation. I remember at the meeting for the stadium vote how the libtarded Democrat Karens (who stupidly supported the Manboob 5 campaign by door knocking for them) came out to speak against the Manboob 5 + Baverso vote that will hurt the community.
excerpt from article “Norwin is FAQed — Apr 21, 2025”
Turns out the four speakers at last night’s board meeting were all Democrats who spoke out against the “Manboob 4 + Baverso” decision to proceed with the extravagant stadium that will have a serious impact on the elderly and indigent. After the meeting, these Democrats told Shawna that they felt lied to by the Manboob 5 when they were promised during their campaigning that they would be “Reasonable, Responsible, and Respectful.” No fucking shit, ladies. You’ve been Democrats all your lives and only now you realize that Democrats lie to you??? And one of them at the meeting indicated that “at election time [she’ll] work very hard to vote all of you out.” How about you get your Democrat friends mobilized for the election in two years and tell them to support the fiscally-responsible Republicans who will run. Oh, sorry, no Republicans are going to run because Norwin is a lost cause. You had a chance and blew it. Elections have consequences and I suggest, ladies, that you get a head start on teaching your neighbors how to split pills. Tell them the Manboob 4 + Baverso thank them for their sacrifice.
Finally, writing this free speech blog was a free speech “privilege,” to contextually misquote the Manboob 5 from their campaign website. Getting yet another lawsuit out of all this hard work definitely made my time on the board worthwhile. It’s unfortunate that it had to be retaliation and defamation by the Manboob 5 + RINO Ray Kocak against a concerned citizen just struggling to write satirical commentary!
Onward and upward to greater things now with the lawsuits. It’s time to leave the leftard bashing behind.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, Alex! You promised us funny shit and this is all we get? You can’t just leave us hanging when in the earlier update article you promised us all this awesome content that you were going to cover.”
You’re right. I never broke a campaign promise, unlike the other phony Republicans like RINO Ray, Darlene Ciocca, and Christine Baverso, so I’m not going to quit on you worthless fuckers now. I’m going to pound the feel-good truth into you like a Norwinia….
“Yes, yes, we get the swinger jokes… can you just get on with the good stuff?”
OK, OK, because you asked so nicely and I clearly owe you stupid and ungrateful fucks a conclusion to the Behind Groomer Lines saga, I shall continue… much to the dismay of those subject of the upcoming humor. Remember, you asked for it. We’re halfway through and there's still so much to cover. The next two parts were the most difficult for me to write, as I am sharing very personal struggles with you. I hope to not be viewed as any less of the superior person I am simply because I am reaching out for the community’s help.